Web Two Point OMFG

The art of hacking is more complicated than the average executive thinks. Most suits think that being hacked is some sort of inconvenience: screw that. It is an honor. If a person is hacking your machine it is because they want to use what is on it. You did well. You bought a system that is worthwhile. Take it as a compliment and get out of the way.

Some people think it is important to make the distinction between hackers and crackers. According to this line of thought, cracking is the act of sneaking into a machine through hardware blocks, spyware, firewalls, etc. and then "messing around" for a nefarious purpose (and if harm comes, too bad); hacking is is about reaching into a system and using it for a purpose (a hacker can know more about the machine than the designer and wants to push it to its full potential).

But really, those fools are talking about the same thing--hacking is hacking.

It is important to point out that my good may not be your good. So if I'm using your corporate machine to pay the janitor slightly more than is in the contract, you might not be as appreciative as I might hope you'd be. This is a slippery slope but it is what it is.

The challenge... HACK MY SOUL!! The reward... well that would be bits and pieces of my eternal worth. Quick! Before the men in black come to take me away! I need a moment or relief from all this incessant information regurgitation anyway.

Sorry-ass web and all it's half-ass stories spread across multiple sites. Each villainous vulture out to exact its ounce of flesh. Its ten-penny impression statistic. Sick.

Here before you, a medium to transform your very being! Mind, body, and soul aboard a freight train barreling down tracks of limitless intellectual potential. Wind whistling past your ears, the sky outside bright and blinding, your flesh warm and throbbing as the light rises and falls... encoding each cell, each protein, each atom.

And all you bastards can do is post pollution! Fake news. Fake links. Fake sites. Fake life. Fake fucking fakers fucking up the future with short-sighted and small-minded goals. Copy, paste. Copy, paste. Clogging the lines... corrupting the beauty... for a dollar or two? Who the hell do you think you are?

Pissed. >:p

-XDU